So…I ran out of peanut butter and didn’t want to make the trip to Whole Foods for my regular organic peanut butter, so I headed to the local Dominick’s. I noticed a strapping young man walking into the store as I parked and I noticed him take note of me. While he was attractive, I really had peanut butter on my mind.
So, I wandered from aisle to aisle staring up looking for anything that resembled peanut butter: condiments, breakfast, snacks…and wham. I almost pass my aisle and my little (well, not so little) friend is leaving the aisle and we almost collide. I spotted jellies and jams as I bobbed and weaved around him, determined that peanut butter was near. I never even looked at him as I grabbed his arm to move him out of my way, all the while apologizing for my behavior. When I did look at him, he seemed a little shocked. And I found organic crunchy peanut butter.
I thought it was funny that he returned to the aisle, perhaps to make sure that I was really that focused on peanut butter and not him…sorry friend, sometimes it really is just about the peanut butter.
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